As presented in the Bill Hobby & Tom Keel class on the Texas state budget in the fall of 1993.
There's Architectural, Barber, Chiropractic, Cosmetology,
Professional Surveying, Funeral Service, and Podiatry,
There's Veterinary Medical, Nurse and Public Accountancy,
The Licensor for Nursing Home Administrators, Pharmacy,
There's Real Estate and PUC and Worker's Comp and Insurance
And also Racing and Structural Pest Control and Finance,
Examiners in the Fitting and Dispensing of Hearing Aids,
The Alcoholic Beverage Commish who often conducts raids!
CHORUS: The Alcoholic Beverage Commish who often conducts raids!
The Alcoholic Beverage Commish who often conducts raids!
The Alcoholic Beverage Commish who very often conducts raids!
There's Medical, Vocational Nurse, plus Dental and optometry,
The Registrar for engineers, also Physical Therapy,
Securities, Psychologists, Licensing and Regulation
and Tax Professionals submit to all this tribulation.
CHORUS: Securities, Psychologists, Licensing and Regulation
and Tax Professionals submit to all this tribulation.
There's parks and Wildlife, Railroad, Soil and Water Conservation,
The Governor and Commerce, Public Finance, Transportation,
Low-Level Radioactive Waste Disposal Authority,
And Information Resources, the Archives and State Library,
The Veteran's Land Board, General Services, and Treasury,
Plus Housing and Community Affairs, and the Judiciary,
The General Land Office and River Compact Commissioners
and Retirement Systems for both Employees and Teachers!
CHORUS: Retirement Systems for both Employees and Teachers
Retirement Systems for both Employees and Teachers
Retirement Systems for both Employees and Teachers!
There's Water D., State Secretary, and Board for Preservation,
Agriculture, Animal Health, and Resource Conservation,
And thus in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
Are all quite nicely summed up with the good Attorney General!
CHORUS: And thus in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
Are all quite nicely summed up with the good Attorney General!