It’s Ronald’s Fault
Some shyster has filed a lawsuit against McDonald’s for causing obesity in several teenagers. Said the mother of one of the plaintiffs, “[I had] always
believed McDonald’s was healthy for my son.”

In a word, phooey. While I feel sorry for these kids for having idiots for parents, McDonald’s is not to blame for their physical woes. I hope this suit gets
thrown out so fast it’ll make your head spin…but it won’t.