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eBay: CRUCIFIX on FISH HEAD BONE! (item 6219858046 end time Nov-02-05 11:27:22 PST)
Currently at $100, but haven’t met the reserve. Don’t forget to add the shipping, starting at only $30!

If you don’t manage to be the high bidder, you could get one here for a bit less.