I’m not asking, I’m driving.

Sat 10 May 2008

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One Response to “ This one made me laugh ”

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1. Mojo says:
   May 10th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

   Why, it’s very simple really.

   A) Texas divides into its five component parts. The core remains Houston and the lower Brazos Valley, plus east Texas as far as Lufkin. Dallas/Fort Worth are at the core of the second portion, encompassing Texarkana and Marshall. San Antonio/Austin will form the core of the southern state. Del Rio/El Paso will form the west. Amarillo/Lubbock will form the last one (and, by the terms of the 1845 Joint Resolution, will be free of slavery).

   B) California divides into North California (Sequoia) and South California. The dividing line is somewhere south of Fresno.

   C) Florida divides into two states, along a north-south line around Ft. Lauderdale.

   D) Upstate New York splits from downstate New York.

   All of these proposals have been floated in the past. Our Future Glorious Leader merely has the gift of Prophecy!

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