Full Name

Joe Carl (Patrick Spontaneous) White

I explain the ‘Patrick Spontaneous’ bit here.

Nicknames

Joe Carl, Joe C, Joe@, Capn, Mac Daddy

Other screen names

KuK Joe (AIM), joecarlwhite (Yahoo!)

Occupation

Singer, Consultant, Humanitarian…just like the card says

Hometown

Beaumont, Texas

Bacon bits or croutons

Bacon Bits

Favorite salad dressing

Varies, though ginger would be if it were available at non-Japanese restaurants

School

Trinity, Longfellow/Wilbanks, Austin, BCP, Rice (completed);

UChicago Divinity School, LBJ of Public Affairs (abandoned)

Boxers or Briefs

Both, but tend towards the latter…but really like the biker briefs, which are a cross between the two

Ever gone commando? On occasion :-)

Do you make fun of people

I try not to

What’s your bedtime

Varies from 9:30p to 3:30a

Favorite Quote(s)

See here

Do you smoke?

The occasional cigar

Do you drink?

Never developed a taste for it, though I’m learning to appreciate red wines, and will have port every so often with the aforementioned occasional cigar. Will also have Milk Punch when I am dining at Brennan’s.

What type of deodorant do you use

Whatever brand is on sale when I run out

Favorite shampoo or conditioner

As above

Favorite soap

Again, it doesn’t really matter

Have you ever been skinny-dipping?

Yes, but there were no witnesses

Favorite color

Blue (boring, sorry)

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

No

Best friends online

Don’t have any friends who are exclusively online

One pillow or two

Since my bedroom makeover, I have *8* on my bed (more than any man should own), but only sleep with two.

Pets

Two cats, Festus and Arminius

Favorite TV Shows

Have finally gotten into West Wing thanks to DVDs; Arrested Develoment; and, of course, Family Guy

Favorite movies

Breaker Morant, Airplane!, My Fair Lady, Blues Brothers, Gallipoli, High Fidelity, O Brother Where Art Thou?

Favorite types of music

Gilbert & Sullivan, classical, big band, 80s pop (Billy Joel, Styx), *old* country (Roy Acuff, Bob Wills, Flatt & Scruggs)

Favorite Magazines

The Door, the Economist

Hobbies

Collecting maps of Texas and of the Habsburg lands, reading, biking, travelling, skiing (again someday)

Dream car

1956 Mercedes Benz 300SL

Type of car

2004 Acura TL

Words or phrases you overuse

Hookie-dookie, thingie, ding-ding, bling-bling

Toothpaste

Shouldn’t this be with the other personal hygiene items? Whatever is ADA approved

Online crush

sorry, couldn’t resist

Have you ever been in love?

Yes

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes

Significant Other

Yup! :-)

Piercings or tattoos

Ugh, no.

Most romantic thing that ever happened to you

Having a conversation in which I realized how truly I am loved, how lucky I am to have her, and how much I need her.

Do you get along with your parents?

Yes, indeed

Favorite town to chill

Houston, New Orleans, Las Vegas, London, Vienna, Budapest

Favorite ice cream

Blue Bell Triple Chocolate, Green Tea

Favorite soda

Dr Pepper, Vanilla Coke

Favorite drink

Coffee

Favorite shoe

I generally wear boots

Favorite perfume/cologne

On me: Reveil by Yves Chantre;

On her: Like a lot of different ones

Favorite song at the moment

When the nightwind howls

Favorite website

BBC, Slick Deals, Deal Mac, PriceGrabber, Crazy Apple Rumors

Favorite subject in school

History

Least favorite subject in school

I guess biology, since I never took it

Favorite sport to watch

Rice University football (although it is very painful)

Most humiliating moment

Send in your nominations

Craziest person or silliest person you know

Me, on both counts

Favorite holiday

Thanksgiving, since it involves lots of food and is in effect a four-day holiday.

What do you look for in the opposite sex

I used to say "a female version of me," but that’s not really true . Although the musts are all traits I (hope I) have – Christian, intelligent, honest, kind, likes to laugh, easy-going, and at least a couple of shared interests.

Do you have, or want, children?

Don’t have, think I would like to have one day

How high are yours shoes’ heels

Never measured them…boots heels are taller than the rest, though

Favorite sport to play

Racquetball

What time zone are you?

Central

Favorite food

Varies; favorite dessert, though, is Bananas Foster

Last Movie seen in the theater? Tristram Shandy
What book(s) currently reading? a history of Romania, How to Win Omaha High-Low Poker, and the Oxford Annotated Bible (NRSV)
Favorite Board Game? Diplomacy, Axis and Allies, Monopoly
Favorite Smell? Honeysuckle, Vanilla
Favorite Sound? laughter
First thing I think of in the morning? Did I sleep through a meeting with a client?
Fast Food? Schlotzsky’s, Whataburger, Taco Bell
Future Child’s Name? As per the name page, boy will have to be some ‘J’ name; girl, I’ve always thought Melody was cool
"If I had a lot of money, I would…" "spend it in good company…." ;-)

Set up scholarships and professorships in Business Ethics and Austrian Economics in my parents’ name.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, a live one.
Storms – Cool or Scary? Most excellent.
First Car? 1976 Chevy Impala (which I wrapped around a tree)
If you could dye your hair any color, what would you choose? Not to.
How many towns have you lived in? 5: Beaumont, Houston, Chicago, Austin, Budapest
"If I had the time, I would…" "sleep more, read more."
What is under your bed? tubs of computer parts and disks
Toilet paper, over or under? Over, so much so that I’ll switch it in restrooms where it isn’t