Leper Haikus

Leprous piece of flesh
floating in my cup of joe
makes it taste just right.

Walking in the snow,
toes break off in groups of two:
five steps and I fall.

Lepers have it hard:
When they're asked to lend a hand
they don't get it back.

Leper touches coin.
Numismatical faux pas:
it is proof no more.

Leper hires whore.
Penis, fragile, breaks in two.
He says, "Keep the tip."