Love is a happy time,
all across the universe.

It's when the male part of the species
goes up to the female part of the species and says,
"Hey, you wanna go out on a date?"
And she says, "Why, yes, I'd love to go out on a date,"
if you're lucky.

Then you go to a restaurant, where she orders a thing called a "salad",
and he orders a big piece of beef, that he eats.

And that, to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love.

Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?