{"id":370,"date":"2005-10-03T22:48:05","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T03:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/joes-survey-answers\/"},"modified":"2017-02-06T09:02:50","modified_gmt":"2017-02-06T14:02:50","slug":"joes-survey-answers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/about\/joes-survey-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe\u2019s Survey Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Full Name<\/td>\nJoe Carl (Patrick Spontaneous) White<\/p>\n

I explain the ‘Patrick Spontaneous’ bit here<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Nicknames<\/td>\nJoe Carl, Joe C, Joe@, Capn, Mac Daddy, Daddy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Other screen names<\/td>\nKuK Joe (AIM), joecarlwhite (Yahoo!)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Occupation<\/td>\nSinger, Consultant, Humanitarian…just like the card says<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hometown<\/td>\nBeaumont, Texas<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bacon bits or croutons<\/td>\nBacon Bits<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite salad dressing<\/td>\nVaries, though ginger would be if it were available at non-Japanese restaurants<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
School<\/td>\nTrinity, Longfellow\/Wilbanks, Austin, BCP, Rice (completed);<\/p>\n

UChicago Divinity School, LBJ of Public Affairs (abandoned)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Boxers or Briefs<\/td>\nBoth, but tend towards the latter…but really like the biker briefs, which are a cross between the two<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ever gone commando?<\/td>\nOn occasion \ud83d\ude42<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you make fun of people<\/td>\nI try not to<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What’s your bedtime<\/td>\nVaries from 9:30p to 3:30a<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Quote(s)<\/td>\nSee here<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you smoke?<\/td>\nThe occasional cigar<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you drink?<\/td>\nNever developed a taste for it, though I’m learning to appreciate red wines, and will have port every so often with the aforementioned occasional cigar. Will also have Milk Punch when I am dining at Brennan’s.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What type of deodorant do you use<\/td>\nWhatever brand is on sale when I run out<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite shampoo or conditioner<\/td>\nAs above<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite soap<\/td>\nAgain, it doesn’t really matter<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Have you ever been skinny-dipping?<\/td>\nYes, but there were no witnesses<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite color<\/td>\nBlue (boring, sorry)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?<\/td>\nNo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Best friends online<\/td>\nDon’t have any friends who are exclusively online<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
One pillow or two<\/td>\nSince my bedroom makeover, I have *8* on my bed (more than any man should own), but only sleep with two.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pets<\/td>\nNone that live with me (Arminius refused to make the move)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite TV Shows<\/td>\nWest Wing, House, The Closer, Arrested Develoment; and, of course, Family Guy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite movies<\/td>\nBreaker Morant, Airplane!, My Fair Lady, Blues Brothers, Gallipoli, High Fidelity, O Brother Where Art Thou?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite types of music<\/td>\nGilbert & Sullivan, classical, big band, 80s pop (Billy Joel, Styx), *old* country (Roy Acuff, Bob Wills, Flatt & Scruggs)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Magazines<\/td>\nReason, The Door, the Economist<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hobbies<\/td>\nCollecting maps of Texas and of the Habsburg lands, reading, biking, travelling, skiing (again someday)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dream car<\/td>\n1956 Mercedes Benz 300SL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Type of car<\/td>\n2004 Acura TL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Words or phrases you overuse<\/td>\nHookie-dookie, thingie, ding-ding<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Toothpaste<\/td>\nShouldn’t this be with the other personal hygiene items? Whatever is ADA approved<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Online crush<\/td>\nsorry, couldn’t resist<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Have you ever been in love?<\/td>\nYes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Have you ever had your heart broken?<\/td>\nYes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Significant Other<\/td>\nYup! \ud83d\ude42<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Piercings or tattoos<\/td>\nUgh, no.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Most romantic thing that ever happened to you<\/td>\nHaving a conversation in which I realized how truly I am loved, how lucky I am to have her, and how much I need her.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you get along with your parents?<\/td>\nI did, and I miss them both terribly.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite town to chill<\/td>\nHouston, New Orleans, Las Vegas, London, Vienna, Budapest<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite ice cream<\/td>\nBlue Bell Triple Chocolate, Green Tea<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite soda<\/td>\nDr Pepper 10, Vanilla Coke Zero<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite drink<\/td>\nCoffee<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite shoe<\/td>\nI generally wear boots<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite perfume\/cologne<\/td>\nOn me: Reveil by Yves Chantre, though I never wear it<\/p>\n

On her: Ysatis<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Favorite song at the moment<\/td>\nPapageno\/Tamina duet from Magic Flute<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite website<\/td>\nBBC<\/a>, Slick Deals<\/a>, Deal Mac<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite subject in school<\/td>\nHistory<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Least favorite subject in school<\/td>\nI guess biology, since I never took it<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite sport to watch<\/td>\nRice University football (although it is very painful)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Most humiliating moment<\/td>\nSend in your nominations<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Craziest person or silliest person you know<\/td>\nMe, on both counts<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite holiday<\/td>\nThanksgiving, since it involves lots of food and is in effect a four-day holiday.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What do you look for in the opposite sex<\/td>\nI used to say “a female version of me,” but that’s not really true . Although the musts are all traits I (hope I) have – Christian, intelligent, honest, kind, likes to laugh, easy-going, and at least a couple of shared interests.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Do you have, or want, children?<\/td>\nKate Elizabeth<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
How high are yours shoes’ heels<\/td>\nNever measured them…boots heels are taller than the rest, though<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite sport to play<\/td>\nRacquetball<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What time zone are you?<\/td>\nCentral<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite food<\/td>\nVaries; favorite dessert, though, is Bananas Foster<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Last Movie seen in the theater?<\/td>\nThe Muppets<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What book(s) currently reading?<\/td>\nBetween the Woods and the Water, by Patrick Leigh Fremor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Board Game?<\/td>\nDiplomacy, Axis and Allies, Monopoly<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Smell?<\/td>\nHoneysuckle, Vanilla<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Sound?<\/td>\nmy daughter’s laughter<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
First thing I think of in the morning?<\/td>\nDid I sleep through a meeting with a client?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Fast Food?<\/td>\nSchlotzsky’s, Whataburger, Taco Bell<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Future Child’s Name?<\/td>\nnot saying, but as per the name page<\/a>, boy will have to be some ‘J’ name<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
“If I had a lot of money, I would…”<\/td>\n“spend it in good company….” \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Set up scholarships and professorships in Business Ethics and Austrian Economics in my parents’ name.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?<\/td>\nNo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Storms – Cool or Scary?<\/td>\nMost excellent.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
First Car?<\/td>\n1976 Chevy Impala (which I wrapped around a tree)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
If you could dye your hair any color, what would you choose?<\/td>\nNot to.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
How many towns have you lived in?<\/td>\n5: Beaumont, Houston, Chicago, Austin, Budapest<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
“If I had the time, I would…”<\/td>\n“sleep more, read more.”<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What is under your bed?<\/td>\n.35 Remington<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Toilet paper, over or under?<\/td>\nOver, so much so that I’ll switch it in restrooms where it isn’t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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