{"id":465,"date":"2006-07-05T13:14:14","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T18:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/spam-odelette-haiku\/"},"modified":"2010-12-06T10:13:37","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T15:13:37","slug":"spam-odelette-haiku","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/writings\/spam-odelette-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam Odelette Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Sitting at my Mac\r\ntrying to force the words out\r\ndoesn't seem to work.\r\n\r\nMaybe if I drink\r\nMassive quantities of Coke\r\nI will fare better.\r\n\r\nThen again, if I\r\nwere to eat my weight in Spam...\r\nthat might do the trick.\r\n\r\nBut, of course, that would\r\ncause me to grow larger than\r\nI already am.\r\n\r\nSo I'll just have to\r\nFind some other, lighter source\r\nfor inspiration.\r\n\r\nOnly question is:\r\nIf I pig out on rice cakes\r\nwill I find my Muse?\r\n\r\nPfeh; no diet food\r\ncan evoke such *mots de rire*\r\nas can cans of Spam.\r\n\r\nSo I must trek to\r\nThe neighborhood H*E*B\r\nFor the potted meat.\r\n\r\nAfter eating some\r\n(maybe half a gross or more)\r\nI can write for you\r\n\r\nhaikus worthy of\r\nmy most recent *nom de guerre*:\r\nMr. Haikuman.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at my Mac trying to force the words out doesn&#8217;t seem to work. Maybe if I drink Massive quantities of Coke I will fare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"parent":851,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-465","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PekNN-7v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":857,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/465\/revisions\/857"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}