{"id":13,"date":"2002-11-22T10:22:15","date_gmt":"2002-11-22T16:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2002-11-22T10:22:15","modified_gmt":"2002-11-22T16:22:15","slug":"its-ronalds-fault-some-shyster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2002\/11\/its-ronalds-fault-some-shyster\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Ronald&#8217;s Fault Some shyster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2002\/11\/21\/nyregion\/21MCDO.html?ex=1038978000&#038;en=6d4be136f6a853a5&#038;ei=5062&#038;partner=GOOGLE\">It&#8217;s Ronald&#8217;s Fault<\/a><br \/>\nSome shyster has filed a lawsuit against McDonald&#8217;s for causing  obesity in several teenagers.  Said the mother of one of the plaintiffs, &#8220;[I had] always<br \/>\nbelieved McDonald&#8217;s was healthy for my son.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In a word, phooey.  While I feel sorry for these kids for having idiots for parents, McDonald&#8217;s is not to blame for their physical woes.  I hope this suit gets<br \/>\nthrown out so fast it&#8217;ll make your head spin&#8230;but it won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Ronald&#8217;s Fault Some shyster has filed a lawsuit against McDonald&#8217;s for causing obesity in several teenagers. Said the mother of one of the plaintiffs,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}