{"id":21,"date":"2003-02-18T14:59:27","date_gmt":"2003-02-18T20:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2003-02-18T14:59:27","modified_gmt":"2003-02-18T20:59:27","slug":"top-sayings-of-1987-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2003\/02\/top-sayings-of-1987-while\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Sayings of 1987 While"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Top Sayings of 1987<br \/>\nWhile in Vegas this past weekend, I kept trying to remember the 5 phrases nominated for Top Saying of 1987, as determined by Late Night with David Letterman. I<br \/>\ncould only remember four. Finally dug them up:<OL><br \/>\n<LI>Oh, Eleanor, guess who passed another stone?<br \/>\n<LI>It&#8217;s funny &#8212; I hate the itching, but I don&#8217;t mind the swelling.<br \/>\n<LI>And&#8230;it&#8217;s moist!<br \/>\n<LI>I just escaped from a state institution.<br \/>\n<LI>Nice tie, bonehead!<br \/>\n<\/OL><br \/>\nFYI, #2 was the winner, and #1 was the one I couldn&#8217;t recall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top Sayings of 1987 While in Vegas this past weekend, I kept trying to remember the 5 phrases nominated for Top Saying of 1987, as<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}