{"id":260,"date":"2004-11-02T12:01:33","date_gmt":"2004-11-02T18:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2004-11-02T12:01:33","modified_gmt":"2004-11-02T18:01:33","slug":"if-a-tree-falls-in-my-neighbors-yard-will-i-hear-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2004\/11\/if-a-tree-falls-in-my-neighbors-yard-will-i-hear-it\/","title":{"rendered":"If a tree falls in my neighbors&#8217; yard, will I hear it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently not.  This morning around a quarter to one, the storms that were moving through decided to take out the spanish willow tree in Tom and Misha&#8217;s back yard.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/tree1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Although one limb did manage to break their bedroom window, the tree fell pretty much perfectly to avoid major damage.  A little more to the left, and it would have crushed their bedroom.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/tree2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>A little more to the right, and it would have crushed my guestroom&#8230;and Jerome in it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently not. This morning around a quarter to one, the storms that were moving through decided to take out the spanish willow tree in Tom<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-4c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}