{"id":32,"date":"2003-04-27T15:51:06","date_gmt":"2003-04-27T21:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2003-04-27T15:51:06","modified_gmt":"2003-04-27T21:51:06","slug":"susan-kenyons-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2003\/04\/susan-kenyons-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Susan Kenyon&#8217;s Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday I flew to Alabama for the wedding of Susan Kenyon and Herman Porter.  Got into Birminigham at 7, then rented a car and drove to Huntsville.  Really<br \/>\npleasant drive in rolling hills, with the sunset lighting up the clouds very nicely.  Got to Susan and Herman&#8217;s a little after 9. Snuck up behind Susan and<br \/>\nasked, &#8220;Ok, where&#8217;s the food?&#8221;  Her screamof recognition was enough to set off car alarms.  Kelli Estes (Diva-In-Training) was also there, and got caught up with<br \/>\nher.  Craig Dodson and Roy Spencer entertained the gathering with songs, the crowd favorite of which was Craig&#8217;s own composition, &#8220;She Broke My Heart, So I Broke<br \/>\nHer Damn Jaw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Saturday morning I picked up Ed Benyon at the Huntsville Airport, then we had breakfast at a restaurant inspiringly named &#8220;The Coffee Shop&#8221; located right next to<br \/>\nthe King&#8217;s Inn, where we were staying.  After reading the papers, we went to Kroger because I needed to get a card for my gift which I failed to wrap.  Went back<br \/>\nto the hotel and watched the last half or so of Shrek, then went to the wedding. Nice service, ~45 minutes, with gorgeous music by Ron Simmons, Ken Watters, Roy,<br \/>\nKelli, Craig, and Fran Cornelison.  They had all the guests gather on the steps of the church for a picture, and instead of a guest book they had everyone sign a<br \/>\nmatte to frame the group picture in&#8230;very nifty idea.  Reception had the food already laid out and waiting when we got in, which was *greatly* appreciated.<br \/>\nKelli, Craig, Ed and I spent the time being catty about people, then helped clean up.<\/p>\n<p>Before going back to the hotel, Ed and I decided that we needed cigars for the karaoke bar later than evening.  Unfortunately, the Tobacco Discount Store was<br \/>\nclosed, and although the Kroger&#8217;s in near me in Houston have decently stocked humidors, the one in Huntsville could only provide Swisher Sweets&#8217; the customer<br \/>\nservice lady said there was a tobacconist just across the river, so we headed across the bridges of Madison County and stopped at a the place, which turned out<br \/>\nto be a tiny gas station\/head shop.  The cigar selection was not as diverse as the bong selection, so settled on some Garcia y Vegas.  We waited about 5 minutes<br \/>\nat the register while the one-armed clerk got sorted the day&#8217;s receipts, often wandering back and forth behind the counter, leaving gobs of money with easy reach<br \/>\nof us and the door.  He finally decided to let us make our purchase, and we headed back to the hotel and watched a bit of Pulp Fiction.<\/p>\n<p>Late for leaving for Austin, so the Karaoke Night Tales will have to wait until later.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and some new <A HREF=\"quotes\/index.shtml\">quotes<\/A> are posted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday I flew to Alabama for the wedding of Susan Kenyon and Herman Porter. 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