{"id":383,"date":"2005-10-28T08:21:09","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T14:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=383"},"modified":"2005-10-28T09:30:01","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T15:30:01","slug":"couldnt-choose-between-mencken-barnum-quotes-for-the-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2005\/10\/couldnt-choose-between-mencken-barnum-quotes-for-the-headline\/","title":{"rendered":"couldn’t choose between Mencken & Barnum quotes for the headline"},"content":{"rendered":"

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” -H.L. Mencken
\n“There’s a sucker born every minute.” – P.T. Barnum<\/p>\n

eBay: CRUCIFIX on FISH HEAD BONE! (item 6219858046 end time Nov-02-05 11:27:22 PST)<\/a>
\nCurrently at $100, but haven’t met the reserve. Don’t forget to add the shipping, starting at only $30!<\/p>\n

If you don’t manage to be the high bidder, you could get one here<\/a> for a bit less.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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