{"id":402,"date":"2005-12-20T12:01:57","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T18:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2005-12-20T12:15:30","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T18:15:30","slug":"a-real-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2005\/12\/a-real-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"A real tree!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Libby Pettit! She was forced to move to the New York City because she was too successful for Houston, and her Christmas tree order got sent to her old address instead of her new digs in Manhattan.  I, being the dutiful former neighbor, rescued the tree from her previous porch, and with the assistance of Gary White and Kym Olson, have deployed the castaway conifer in a spot so that all may enjoy it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/images\/IMG_2912.JPG\" onclick=\"window.open('\/images\/IMG_2912.JPG','popup','width=2272,height=1704,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/IMG_2912-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"133\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Img 2912\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/images\/IMG_2913.JPG\" onclick=\"window.open('\/images\/IMG_2913.JPG','popup','width=2272,height=1704,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/IMG_2913-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"133\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Img 2913\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Libby Pettit! She was forced to move to the New York City because she was too successful for Houston, and her Christmas tree order<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-6u","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}