{"id":410,"date":"2006-01-15T09:41:16","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T15:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=410"},"modified":"2006-01-15T09:56:38","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T15:56:38","slug":"life-in-the-montrose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2006\/01\/life-in-the-montrose\/","title":{"rendered":"Life in the Montrose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meant to post this last week, from one of my neighbors on our civic association mailing list:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sunday (today) at 8am we had an unwelcome visitor outside<br \/>\nour house . . .  on top of my car. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-indent:20pt;\"><a href=\"\/images\/Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('\/images\/Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his.jpg','popup','width=400,height=301,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"132\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his\" title=\"Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"\/images\/Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his---1.jpg\" onclick=\"window.open('\/images\/Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his---1.jpg','popup','width=400,height=301,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his---1-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"132\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his---1\" title=\"Guy+on+Car+in+Montrose-not+his---1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One of my neighbors pursued him when he ran off in order to help the<br \/>\npolice nab him.  The police ended up chasing him and finally caught<br \/>\nhim (a good work out first thing in the morning).  No damage to my car<br \/>\n(I think) other than spit, boot marks (from him acting out a scene<br \/>\nfrom Titantic), and a whole bunch of hand prints.  He was so tweaked<br \/>\nout that he started banging on the windows because he thought his<br \/>\nbrother was in there . . .<\/p>\n<p>I LOVE this neighborhood!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meant to post this last week, from one of my neighbors on our civic association mailing list: Sunday (today) at 8am we had an unwelcome<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-6C","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}