{"id":430,"date":"2006-04-12T21:01:16","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T03:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=430"},"modified":"2006-04-12T21:03:42","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T03:03:42","slug":"two-jews-are-sitting-on-the-side-of-the-mount-of-olives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2006\/04\/two-jews-are-sitting-on-the-side-of-the-mount-of-olives\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Jews are sitting on the side of the Mount of Olives&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roy Johnson and I will be doing a [pick one: short presentation | religious skit | dramatic interpretation | profane, sacrilegious abomination] which we wrote for the homily at the Maundy Thursday service at <a href=\"http:\/\/bethanycc.org\/\">Bethany Christian Church<\/a> at 6pm.  Bethany is located on Westheimer between Kirby and Buffalo Speedway, just east of Lamar High School. Come on by if you can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roy Johnson and I will be doing a [pick one: short presentation | religious skit | dramatic interpretation | profane, sacrilegious abomination] which we wrote<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-6W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}