{"id":44,"date":"2003-05-04T00:01:18","date_gmt":"2003-05-04T06:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=44"},"modified":"2003-05-04T00:01:18","modified_gmt":"2003-05-04T06:01:18","slug":"barry-white-is-from-galveston","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2003\/05\/barry-white-is-from-galveston\/","title":{"rendered":"Barry White is from Galveston"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While at Sam&#8217;s, picked up a copy of <A HREF=\"http:\/\/search.barnesandnoble.com\/booksearch\/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=2WMF1AJD7C&#038;isbn=0060935359&#038;itm=2\">Kinky<br \/>\nFriedman&#8217;s Guide to Texas Etiquette<\/A>.  And I bought it even without Vane prompting me.  Funny stuff. And thoughtful stuff, too:<br \/>\n<DD><br \/>\nYears ago, my mother had a sign on her desk&#8230;.It read, &#8220;Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.&#8221;  That may be as close to Texas Etiquette as any of<br \/>\nus every get.<br \/>\n<\/DD><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While at Sam&#8217;s, picked up a copy of Kinky Friedman&#8217;s Guide to Texas Etiquette. And I bought it even without Vane prompting me. Funny stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}