{"id":50,"date":"2003-05-08T01:40:38","date_gmt":"2003-05-08T07:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2003-05-08T01:40:38","modified_gmt":"2003-05-08T07:40:38","slug":"speaking-of-botswana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2003\/05\/speaking-of-botswana\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Speaking of Botswana&#8230;.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was a night of several memorable\/odd\/bizarre utterances.  The above was by Bill Hobby after our racquetball match; I mentioned I would probably end up<br \/>\nstationed somewhere like Botswana, and then he related a story about when he told Malcolm Gillis he was going to Botswana, and Gillis, in his inimitable fashion,<br \/>\nwarned him that Botswana had the highest HIV infection rate in the world.  Hobby assured him that he would not be placing himself at risk.<\/p>\n<p><A HREF=:\/\/http:\/\/www.caferedoninon.com\/\">Cafe Red Onion<\/A> rocks.  A party of 20 showed up right before our party of 12.  When we waited, the owner was so<br \/>\nhappy he gave us all drinks on the house.  And the food was excellent.  I shall be returning. Then we went back to Shari&#8217;s and at wonderous baked goods courtesy<br \/>\nof Laura, as well as California brittle and vanilla merengue cookies.  Waaaaaay too much food, but it was consumed in good company.  Emily&#8217;s will be shipped in<br \/>\ntupperware tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Lauren has Jane-Eyreitude.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot for the life of me recall what I was going to quote Alexis on. It is to be hoped that when she sends me the link to her stuff, she will be able to<br \/>\nrefresh my failing memory.<\/p>\n<p>And Jonathan owes me something creative because &#8220;Yes&#8221; is on e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was a night of several memorable\/odd\/bizarre utterances. The above was by Bill Hobby after our racquetball match; I mentioned I would probably end up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}