{"id":516,"date":"2007-02-26T20:02:25","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T02:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/2007\/02\/26\/kinky-quote\/"},"modified":"2007-02-26T20:04:08","modified_gmt":"2007-02-27T02:04:08","slug":"kinky-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2007\/02\/kinky-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Kinky Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been meaning to put this one up for a long time, but just found the book while packing. It&#8217;s from page 23 of<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ec1.images-amazon.com\/images\/P\/0060935359.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%3FASIN=0060935359%26tag=ws%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=\/o\/ASIN\/0060935359%253FSubscriptionId=02ZH6J1W0649DTNS6002\">&#8220;Kinky Friedman&#8217;s Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth&#8221; (Kinky Friedman)<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Years ago, my mother had a little sign on her desk&#8230;. It read: &#8220;Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.&#8221;<br \/>\nThat may be as close to Texas Etiquette as any of us will ever get.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Amen, Kinky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been meaning to put this one up for a long time, but just found the book while packing. It&#8217;s from page 23 of &#8220;Kinky Friedman&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-8k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}