{"id":582,"date":"2008-02-09T12:17:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-09T18:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/2008\/02\/09\/justewww\/"},"modified":"2008-02-09T12:40:05","modified_gmt":"2008-02-09T18:40:05","slug":"justewww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2008\/02\/justewww\/","title":{"rendered":"just&#8230;ewww"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was grabbing lunch the other week at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kraftsmenbaking.com\/\">kraftsman bakery<\/a>, when I witnessed this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0006.JPG\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0006.JPG','popup','width=1200,height=1600,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0006-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"75\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"IMG_0006.JPG\" title=\"IMG_0006.JPG\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0007.JPG\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0007.JPG','popup','width=1200,height=1600,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0007-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"75\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"IMG_0007.JPG\" title=\"IMG_0007.JPG\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0008.JPG\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0008.JPG','popup','width=1600,height=1200,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/cgi\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/IMG_0008-tm.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"133\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"IMG_0008.JPG\" title=\"IMG_0008.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, she hurt her ankle and her doctor-friend was examining it for her, but then never felt the need to stop examining it. Normally, I&#8217;d be fine with this, but this was IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.  Luckily, I had finished my sammich and was just nursing some coffee til my next client. I felt compelled to stay to see how long she&#8217;d keep her bare foot up on the table and how long he&#8217;d keep holding it, but they were still in this position when I left about 20 minutes later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was grabbing lunch the other week at kraftsman bakery, when I witnessed this: Apparently, she hurt her ankle and her doctor-friend was examining it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dining","category-random-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sekNN-justewww","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}