{"id":72,"date":"2003-06-09T20:15:02","date_gmt":"2003-06-10T02:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=72"},"modified":"2003-06-09T20:15:02","modified_gmt":"2003-06-10T02:15:02","slug":"joes-arkansas-travel-chapter-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2003\/06\/joes-arkansas-travel-chapter-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe&#8217;s Arkansas Travel &#8211; Chapter III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been too busy to post. So here are random observations:<br \/>\n<I>Indian Trading Post<\/I> &#8211; Early for dinner one night, so Sarah M., Elaine, Bart, and I went to peek into the Indian Trading Post behind the Brau Haus.  Bart<br \/>\nrefused to go in&#8230;he was wise.  The door was propped open, but there was a piece of plywood about 2&#8242; high blocking the door. We peeked in, and voice said &#8220;Come<br \/>\non in&#8230;just step over that; it&#8217;s to keep the toddler from running out into traffic.&#8221;  We all exchanged looks, but went ahead and crossed the threshold. We were<br \/>\ngreeted by a guy who appeared to be in his late 40&#8217;s or early 50&#8217;s, one eye extremely bloodshot, who strode toward us while putting on his shirt, barely covering<br \/>\nhis distended stomach. &#8220;Hello, I&#8217;m Chief White Eagle.&#8221; He shook my hand, then immediately twisted it to the formation for thumb wrestling, but moved our thumbs<br \/>\nto the outside. Pointing to our hands, he asked, &#8220;See this symbol? Ancient Mayan, over a thousand years old.&#8221; He then pointed to the intertwined C&#8217;s painted on<br \/>\nthe floor that looked vaguely like the outline of our fingers.  Then he commenced the grand tour of his establishment.  He had the standard dream catchers and<br \/>\ncrystals for sale, then took us past the excavations they were doing towards the underground creek (which I hope to go explore before I leave), then to the<br \/>\npedicure room, where his wife was working on two women from New Orleans, and on past the massage room, where Elaine got an eyeful of some woman in her birthday<br \/>\nsuit before they finally closed the door.  We took a pass on seeing the Moon Lodge.  He invited us back anytime for free crystal- or aromatherapy. I don&#8217;t think<br \/>\nany of us will be taking him up on that offer.<\/p>\n<p><I>Amish at the Panda<\/I> &#8211; We went to a Chinese buffet, and there was a Mennonite couple (or some such &#8211; guy with long beard and overalls, wife with hair in<br \/>\nwhite bonnet and palin dress and no makeup). Odd enough, but they were talking on a cellphone!  And arguing with whoever was on the other end!  Definitely one of<br \/>\nthe most incogruous scenes I have ever witnessed.<\/p>\n<p><I>&#8216;Shim&#8217;<\/I> &#8211; Living in the Montrose, I&#8217;ve seen my fair share of travsestites. Usually, they take great pride in their appearance.  But there is one that we&#8217;ve<br \/>\nseen wandering the streets of Hot Springs that is definitely not aspiring to any fashion awards.  Always wears the same red skirt.  Has two different shirts.<br \/>\nSomebody reffered to this person as a &#8216;shim&#8217;, a name that is short and descriptive&#8230;think I&#8217;ll adopt using it.<\/p>\n<p><I>Quotes<\/I> &#8211; Got a selection of quotes uttered during the festival <A HREF=\"quotes\/flute.shtml\">here<\/A>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been too busy to post. So here are random observations: Indian Trading Post &#8211; Early for dinner one night, so Sarah M., Elaine, Bart, and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-1a","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}