{"id":76,"date":"2003-06-17T20:11:54","date_gmt":"2003-06-18T02:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2003-06-17T20:11:54","modified_gmt":"2003-06-18T02:11:54","slug":"joes-arkansas-travel-chapter-vii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/2003\/06\/joes-arkansas-travel-chapter-vii\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe&#8217;s Arkansas Travel &#8211; Chapter VII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday I convinced Sarah and Elaine to eat at Flappy Jack&#8217;s Steak and Pancake Restaurant.  I mean, with a name like that, how can you not at least give it a try?<br \/>\nI, of course, had the steak and pancakes, with two eggs over easy and grits.  It all was good save the namesake pancakes, which tasted like they were made from<br \/>\nthree-day-old batter from a box.  As penance, I took them to the shoe store. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Saturday Gennard, Janina, Elaine, Sarah and I went pseudospelunking in the covered up Hot Springs Creek.  It used to run down the middle of Central Avenue, but<br \/>\nthey needed more lanes of traffic (and still do), so they covered the creek.  There is an entrance at the Transportation Depot, and we went in there.  The water<br \/>\nwas cool, but not uncomfortable.  After going about 100 yards, we realized that we needed more than the two flashlights we had, so I ran back to the Youth Center<br \/>\nand borrowed the flashlights from the show.  We trudged on, seeing such fauna as a turtles (including one with a shell that was at least 18&#8243; in diameter),<br \/>\ncrayfish, perch, and catfish.  The water level was a bit high due to rains earlier in the week, so the going was slower than we had planned.  The batteries in<br \/>\nthe borrowed flashlights were weak after being used in the rehearsals and shows, so we cut our expedition short and came up at the manhole at the beginning of<br \/>\nBathhouse Row.  The expression on people&#8217;s faces as we emereged from underground were quite amusing!<\/p>\n<p>After lunch I finally got around to &#8216;taking the waters,&#8217; and I selected the Arlington for this experience.  It was very nice: started off with a soak in a tub of<br \/>\n?40<br \/>\n?C spring water for 15 minutes, with an attnedant who scrubbed my back and legs. Then two classes of hot water for drinking, then 5 minutes in the vapor room<br \/>\n(which was plenty&#8230;I like hot, but, man, this was something else!). Next came a lie-down wrapped in sheets with a hot towel placed on my hurt shoulder (from my<br \/>\nfall in Italy), then a massage.  I should do this routine before every performance&#8230;it was awesome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday I convinced Sarah and Elaine to eat at Flappy Jack&#8217;s Steak and Pancake Restaurant. I mean, with a name like that, how can you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekNN-1e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joewhite.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}