Sitting at my Mac trying to force the words out doesn't seem to work. Maybe if I drink Massive quantities of Coke I will fare better. Then again, if I were to eat my weight in Spam... that might do the trick. But, of course, that would cause me to grow larger than I already am. So I'll just have to Find some other, lighter source for inspiration. Only question is: If I pig out on rice cakes will I find my Muse? Pfeh; no diet food can evoke such *mots de rire* as can cans of Spam. So I must trek to The neighborhood H*E*B For the potted meat. After eating some (maybe half a gross or more) I can write for you haikus worthy of my most recent *nom de guerre*: Mr. Haikuman.