In an email from my friend Cyrus:

Hey Joe! Attached are the lyrics for the song that traditionally
gets sung tonight. Are you familiar with them? I understand
that they are by the a Scot, Robert Burns. In the first
paragraph, he asks rhetorically if old friends and times should
be forgotten. The answer, in the second paragraph, is no
way!–we’re going to drink a toast and remember those who are no
longer nearby.

AULD LANG SYNE

Words adapated from a traditional song
by Rabbie Burns (1759-96)

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We’ll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp ,
And surely I’ll be mine,
And we’ll tak a cup o kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!

We twa hae run about the braes ,
And pou’d the gowans fine,
But we’ve wander’d monie a weary fit ,
Sin auld lang syne.

We twa hae paidl’t in the burn
Frae morning sun till dine ,
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
Sin auld lang syne.

And there’s a hand my trusty fiere ,
And gie’s a hand o thine,
And we’ll tak a right guid-willie waught ,
For auld lang syne.

Meanings

auld lang syne (times gone by)
be (pay for)
braes (hills)
braid (broad)
burn (stream)
dine (dinner time)
fiere (friend)
fit (foot)
gowans (daisies)
guid-willie waught (goodwill drink)
monie (many)
morning sun (noon)
paidl’t (paddled)
pint-stowp (pint tankard)
pou’d (pulled)
twa (two)

What 250 lbs of Silly Putty looks like:
Mark Frauenfelder:

Clay Bavor, a product manager at Google, bought an eighth of a ton of Silly Putty and put it into one huge pile on his desk. After taking the photo above, he attempted to break the Silly Putty into chunks to distribute it to his friends. It wasn’t as easy as he had hoped.

 Uploaded Images Putty Clay-738871The problem was that once together, Silly Putty doesn’t like to come apart, and none of us had any idea of how to deal with this effect. We tried everything: very strong people (didn’t work), scissors (stabbing worked, slicing didn’t), 28-gauge steel wire (broke), 22-gauge steel wire (broke), 16-gauge steel wire (too thick), and twisting and breaking (worked well for “smaller” pieces — under five pounds, that is.)

Link(via Neatorama)

PUBLIC AUCTION

DATE January 6-8, 2006
TIME 9AM Start Fri & Sat, 11AM Start Sun
PLACE SIX FLAGS ASTROWORLD
9001 KIRBY DRIVE
HOUSTON, TX 77054-2503
CONTACT apiccola@sftp.com
AUCTIONEER Kenneth Dixon (TX LIC Pending)
TERMS
* 10% BUYERS PREMIUM
* ALL LOTS SOLD AS IS WHERE IS WITH NO WARRANTIES
* ALL SALES FINAL, NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES
* CASH & APPROVED CREDIT CARDS
* FULL PAYMENT DUE ON DAY OF SALE
* SOME ITEMS AUCTIONED WITH RESERVE
* NO MINORS ALLOWED ON PREMISES (18+)
* POSTINGS AUCTION DAY SUPERCEDE ALL PREVIOUS
* BUYER REGISTRATION REQUIRED ON AUCTION DAY

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Poor Libby Pettit! She was forced to move to the New York City because she was too successful for Houston, and her Christmas tree order got sent to her old address instead of her new digs in Manhattan. I, being the dutiful former neighbor, rescued the tree from her previous porch, and with the assistance of Gary White and Kym Olson, have deployed the castaway conifer in a spot so that all may enjoy it.

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