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I *TOLD* you they were tools of the devil

November 2, 2004 Joe White

A man claims that the reason his car slammed into a downtown Houston nightclub was because he had an allergic reaction to pickles on his hamburger.

See, I told you so!

Thanks to Anne for pointing this one out!

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