I know, that happens on a regular basis, but this caught my eye while reading my news feeds this morning:

Australia Outlaws “Grand Theft Auto” (AP)
Australian officials effectively banned the computer game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” and ordered it removed from stores Friday because it contains hidden sex scenes that can be viewed with a special Internet download.

I guess they’ll be banning Internet Explorer and Safari next, since they can display pictures and videos of sex acts with certain Internet downloads. For that matter, email programs should be banned, too, since all manner of filth comes into peoples inboxes, some of it labeled SEXUALLY EXPLICIT thanks to US Federal legislation. Sheesh.

Due to popular demand, we are once again featuring Roast Suckling Pig…and this time, we’ll have two! Not to fret, those of you keeping kosher, halal, vegetarian, or just don’t dig on swine: there’ll be alternatives available. Also, the moonwalk will be available for your jumping pleasure.

Details –

Date: Saturday, July 2, 2005
Time: 6pm until we’re done
Place: Casa Blanca, 5 Buell Court (directions can be found at http://joewhite.com/findit.html )
How it works: We’ll provide the meat and drinks. We ask that you bring your appetite, and maybe a side or dessert.

If I you think someone should be invited, invite them! No doubt we’ve left some folks off.

Brought to you once again by:
Hauptchef – David White
Biermeister – Shelton Alsup
Chef des Unternehmens – Ed Benyon, Scott Peacock and Joe White

If I managed to not email you, please show up and challenge me to a funoodle fight in the moonwalk.