I was grabbing lunch the other week at kraftsman bakery, when I witnessed this:
Apparently, she hurt her ankle and her doctor-friend was examining it for her, but then never felt the need to stop examining it. Normally, I’d be fine with this, but this was IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT. Luckily, I had finished my sammich and was just nursing some coffee til my next client. I felt compelled to stay to see how long she’d keep her bare foot up on the table and how long he’d keep holding it, but they were still in this position when I left about 20 minutes later.
When PDA goes horribly, horribly bad….
Or when the P in PDA turns to “podiatric”?
The internet is a vast and wonderful place. No doubt, somewhere even now, someone is reposting these pix to a fetish website and charging good money for others to see them.
You’re losing money, brüder.