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Author: Joe White
Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day is tomorrow between noon and 8pm.
The Houston location is on Kirby just south of Sunset at Quenby; their locator can find participating stores for you poor, benighted souls not living here.
For those who are interested, here (in the extended section) is the scene Roy Johnson and I wrote and performed for the Maundy Thursday service at Bethany.
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Roy Johnson and I will be doing a [pick one: short presentation | religious skit | dramatic interpretation | profane, sacrilegious abomination] which we wrote for the homily at the Maundy Thursday service at Bethany Christian Church at 6pm. Bethany is located on Westheimer between Kirby and Buffalo Speedway, just east of Lamar High School. Come on by if you can.